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Morris
A founder member of tour and one of only 2 to have survived every tour so far. Multiple winner and by far the best runner up (choker) of the group, also the only back to back winner. Morris has a tendency to fall asleep everywhere and anywhere.
Tablet
Another original member of tour and also a survivor of every tour held. The only five time champion, unfortunately this gives him absolutely no additional respect from the other members. Tablet is the lowest handicapper of the group and also a revered Chairman.
Virgil
An original member who has attended most years even though most would of preferred if he hadn't. Also known as euro boy, he is generally a bit slow to catch on with the rules and invariably has to put his hand in his pocket. A two time tour winner.
Swampy
A founder member of the tour but took a sabbatical for a couple of years so hasn't quite attended all of them. Swampy never has an issue finding his ball as Tablet will be about to play it. A great short game but does require help with club selection and reads on greens
Tini
Having joined the tour a few years in Tini was the first overseas participant and hasn't missed an event since joining. A double tour winner and 2019 champ, he is known for his generosity with handicaps but only his own.
Slug
A regular attender on NNT and very much Slug by name and slug by nature. Having secured his first victory in La Manga there was an expectation he would kick on and become a multiple winner but then he decided to only get his clubs our once a year....to bring on NNT.
Blozza
Our second Safa on Tour since joining in 2016 and now a regular member. A nice golf swing but yet to produce a winning performance. He is generally found giggling in a corner with Tini or taking a fine for missing yet another rule.
Fudd
Attended his first tour in 2018 at Portrush. He excelled in losing balls and making friends although maybe not his roomy or Virgil. A fierce competitor in the bar and very handy with a pack of rice krispies, he finally achieved his dream of winning tour in 2024 in Turkey.
Cindy
Cindy made his debut at NNT 2024 in Turkey and his first tour win NNT 2025. A saffa who is also yet to join the 50 club. Has a great golf swing, so will always fancy his chances of glory but rarely capitalises on it. Terrible at admin, but very adept at bumming chuffs off other tourists and giving swimming lessons. He is also the only synchro swimmer on the tour.
Porridge
Porridge will make his tour debut at NNT 2025. Despite being classified as a saffa he was born in Rotherham. Not many northerners who can speak Afrikaans as well as Porridge. He rates himself as a bit of an athlete, and hits the ball a country mile. However he does possess an impressive 300 yd duck hook and can get wobbly on a short putt. So while the talent is there, is the mind able to use it!
Growler
Another debutant in 2025. At the tender age of 48 he is also our youngest tourist. A model saffa, who loves a good joke and a beer, Growler will be a great addition. A very capable golfer. who for the longest period had a single figure handicap but has mysteriously gone up to 15 in the run up to tour?. Lets see if his bark matches his bite!
Jizz
Making his debut at Lake Bled 2025 flys the flag proudly for the Springbok contingent. A big personality with an even bigger drive, he’s capable of dismantling a par five with ease. The putter? Questionable. The wedge play? Shankey. But confidence has never been an issue.
When the golf ends … the drinking begins, he might not be able to keep up with any of the rules but he takes his punishment and moves on.
Nando
Joined the tour in Carnoustie but yet to reattend, a good golfer and not shy of a few scooner's either.
Whizza
Only attended one tour in Ireland but was lucky enough to meet Mr President. Hopefully he will join a future tour but will need to up his Titleist investment.
Spot
Attended two tours but has been missing for a number of years. A winner of the tour with one of the best strike rates.
Hypo
Full name Hypopotamus, he has only attended one tour and won it! Has a great ability to bounce balls across water when it really matters.
Plug
An original member of tour and instigator of the first trip to Albufeira in 2001, a one time winner too.
Desperate
Not seen since the first tour in 2001.
Tablet
Another founder member of tour and also a survivor of every trip. The only tourist to have won 5 championships which gives him absolutely no additional respect from the other members.
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